February 2012
54 posts
Things Disney Taught Me.... →
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^The last one :D
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Rose gave him something to care about. Captain...
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I’m tired of my old ‘about me.’ Here, have a new one.
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Story of my life. To the tee.
The Mayonnaise Jar
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and two cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and fills it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They...
Actually, this is a gift from God. →
That awkward moment when you trip, →
But then you just play it off and pretend you’re swimming.
Oh Ovechkin. :)
